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TGR, Gutenberg, Rubric

More Crusty Quotes from Dag

He speaks to me--honest he does. I'll be quietly working at my desk drinking a cup of coffee and the next thing I know I've got coffee dribbling down my chin and onto my tie as I hear him toss off another of his little isms.

"As soon as she opened her mouth I could tell: She was all package and no product."

"Men are notoriously poor planners. They always under-estimate the task or over-estimate their resources. Just look at the floor around any urinal."

"I have five gray suits, 19 white shirts, and one pair of blue jeans. I don't have anything against jeans. If I worked on a farm I'd dress like a farmer."


Well, that's what he said!

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"As soon as she opened her mouth I could tell: She was all package and no product."

hehehehe, I get the feeling that I would get along with him very well!